Goodbye, Pre-loved.

After almost six years, I'm going to bid Burberry goodbye. :'(

You were my forever huggable bolster. You were my non-living confidant. 
You were my punching bag. You were the most sentimentally-valued doll I've ever had in my relationship life. 

Here's a picture of the special you that my-asshole-of-an-ex-boyfriend had given to me during Christmas back in 2008. I loved you very very much; but since he's officially out of my life, and I've well moved on, and you're so old, dirty, limp, sad-looking, occupying-too-much-space, and now, unwanted, I shall sever all ties with you without any regrets. Once again, goodbye Burberry, you'll forever stay in my heart.